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Monday, February 22, 2010

if you are reading this

thn waow, you are actually looking at th official BANANA BLOG *clap&cheers*
which is already dead, for like... ever.

however i would like t say tht
DO TAG IF YOU VISIT.
or else i will EAT you.

seriously.
I am REALLY a dinosaur in disguise.

oh and i changed the images and desc on the left *points
ohh and i relink-ed, link-ed, unlink-ed, ez-linked some blogs :D
not happy? change them yourself yay.

okayokay
DA BANANAMAN/ZHENYI:)

@ 5:54 PM

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Ohkay people,
this is just a reminder and blah,
on tha 21st December we will be going orchard for xmas presents
and so who's buying a present for who is decided with lots
but anyway,

if you cant go all th way t orchard,
but still want t join in this thingy,
thn can meet up maybe at mrt station t draw lots,
thn you go buy a present yourself for th person
Sound simple? :D

and if you cant go all th way t orchard,
cant/dont want to go mrt station or some random place t draw lots
thn you wont need t get a present for anyone
and also you wont get one either.
in other words,
you wont be included in th lots,
so you wont be participating

and so i wanna know
-Who is going t Orchard
-Who is going t draw lots only
-Who is not going t participate

Lalala's,
YuYa:)

@ 6:56 PM

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

AWESOMEEEEEE!

YING CANT YOU GET OUT OF YAW HOUSE FOR SMTH OTHER THAN NPCC!?

We need to draw your xmas lot

Or you wont be included and tht would be reallyreally sad. :)

PEOPLE; MUST POST MORE! :D

signing off~

Thy Magnificento Yuya.

@ 9:12 PM

Monday, November 16, 2009

Ohkay since th TK insists tht we type out an official and legal document,
th Oh-so-fantabulous YUYA will do it muahahahahaha
oh and since my lawyer,Shigedardar is like freaking busy, we shall reduce th 100-day acception time of Tan Ying Ying for this contract. But dont worry la, not by alot:)
if by 2.5 seconds you dont give any opinions t th contract will be decided by Yours Truly:)

Certificate of Name-Changing and Promotional Status
Courtesy of The Insane Bananas 2009

A profile of her working experience:
Tan Ying Ying, member of the awesomely pro Insane Bananas Association since 14th of January 2009. Was a member since the founding date of the association as the well-named and known Toilet Manager.

However, For her cause of not performing her duties of cleaning the toilets and all necessary duties and claiming that the manager would only order others to clean the toilet; and as a result abusing the family dog named Woofy by using it as a mop. This is a federal offense punishable by law.
For that above mentioned offense, the uber kind and understanding Family of Insane Bananas (also known as Insane Bananas Association IBA)decided not to press charges against the evil and violent Tan Ying Ying for animal cruelty, but instead demoted her public status to a rank of Toilet Cleaner.

After Tan Ying Ying's demotion from Toilet Manager to Toilet Cleaner, Tan Ying Ying still shows insists that she is TM (initials of 'Toilet Manager') instead of TC (initials of 'Toilet Cleaner'). This has aroused a public disagreement within the Family of Insane Bananas. Since the IBA is a bunch of friendly and kind souls, we decided not to take action as long as candidate Tan Ying Ying performed her duties well.

Reason for Name-changing:
Tan Ying Ying , as mentioned above, had been repeatedly requesting for a Promotion of her status from Toilet Cleaner, and pestering the Family of Insane Bananas, causing mental disruptions to many of our members and some of the members are showing signs of Insanity and Psychological Disorder, majorly affecting the lives of the members.

Thus, Because of the major disruption, we have decided to PROMOTE Tan Ying Ying from the humble position of Toilet Cleaner to Toilet Kisser (TK) which basically means instead of using basic toiletries and supplies like toilet brushes, She uses Kissing to reduce the dirt on toilets.
This is effective and less costly, and benefits both the IBA and the candidate Tan Ying Ying herself,
allowing her to get a higher pay for the lesser costs incurred. This promotion is a legal promotion as it ensures a raise in salary and better status in IBA.

As a result and a step in the proccess, Tan Ying Ying's previous status as Toilet Cleaner will be switched to Toilet Kisser, to show that she has been legally promoted.

Produced by the Oh-So-Fantabulous-Yuya
17th November 2009
1352hours Singapore Time

This certificate has been legally approved by ShigeDardar:)

Area for opinions on certificate (for candidate's use)

__________________________________________

This certificate is properly produced and a new certificate/appeal would have to be produced to voice/change any of the options mentioned above. Editing or any sort of information altering on this copy of the certificate is strictly prohibited as referred to from the IBABOLAPO ( Insane Bananas Association Book Of Laws And Punishable Offenses). Failure to comply with the ruling will be classified as a punishable offense and candidates will be dealt with severely. Thank You.

This certificate is a computer generated-yet-human-typed letter
No signature is required.

*waits for 2.5 seconds*

THE CERTIFICATE IS OFFICIALLY APPROVED :D

@ 3:55 AM

Friday, November 13, 2009

HELLO BANANAS:DDD

its th oh-so-fantabulous YUYA ~~pwning~~ posting again:)
*round of applause*

ohkay, so now i have my trusty&seriously organized Calendar th calendar,
and i, th oh-so-fantabulous YUYA *round of applause* will give brief descriptions on what we're doing in th holidays, which are a quarter over, so its not veh late yet... Is it?

ohkay anyway another purpose of this post is t cover th pictures tht were previously posted
you can FEEEEEL th stares when ur taggingD:

30th November 2009
1. We're going t AMK hub t slice our hair
Main character: Clara Tan Wen Qi
Reason for candidate as mentioned above being th main character:
Clara Tan Wen Qi will officially layer her hair and get a fringe! :D
(seeeee? first evidence of me being superbly organized and officialxD )

2. We're going t give th above mentioned candidate a makeover:DDDDD
(th hairstyling is already 3-quarts of th whole thing so umm yeah...)
Oh and we're probably gonna get her CONTACTS too... uh huh:)
tht is, if she actually WANTS it. Not th current Clara 'Uhh, Ohkay loo' type of want ah:)
So yeah, If Clara really happens t WANT th ~~bloody~~ contacts,

We're gonna share cost for it.
Objections wait.
This contact lenses will thn officially become her 2010 bithday present
*round of applause*
Any objections now?

3. We're gonna do ~~face painting~~ MAKEUP for Clara:)
AWWWWWW COME ONNNNNNN! xD
its gonna be fun really, i can draw evilbunny for you(:
NOTHING IS TABOOOOO:DDDDDDDDD
ohkay just kidding-.-

Sometime-in-early December 2009
(probably around 6th-12th)
1. We are going t go ORCHARD for X'mas Shopping!
*round of applause, cheers all over*
We meet together at MRT station thn go together(:
For those tht cant go, Stuff yourself in th dustbin.

2. We're gonna draw lots!
this is t decide who's buying a present for who
(ohkay ah? understand ah? draw lot to see who your buying a present for ah? ohkay ah?
ohkay so this makes sure tht no one will be left out heh:D
this is t be kept a secret
(fun mah!)

3. For those sad people tht arent coming with us for whatever ~~shit~~ reason:
You'll draw lots also; but depending on when we get t meet you luh,
if we cant get you t meet with us, thn you'll get whichever lots we have left. Fair enough? :D
How you get it thn... idk la, or you wont be included which is really sad y'know ):
so for your sake of happiness you should really ~~lie/sneak out/murder your family~~ t get out:)
Or else.... You'll miss on fun and... fun:D

4. We reach Orchard and probably split into smaller groups
(cause letsay uhh... Daphne got Cindy's name, If we go together,over time cindy'll probably realize
tht daphne is actually getting smth for cindy and tht ruins all th fun :[ )
so most preferably,
split into a group tht doesnt contain your uhh... giftee
But ofcourseeeeee,
you can if you want lahhhhh
But hide th fact horhhh or it aint fun :)

5. We finish whatever we have t do, and meet at 1 happy place:D
where we'll most probably
EAT
*thunder booms*
and ofcourse, talk:D

6. We go jalanjalan again:)
and thn when we feel not hungry anymore,
WE GO DRINK COFFEE
WOOHOO!
*claps and cheers*

7. -insert random "OH! LETS ______" here-

8. -insert more random "OH!! LETS _______" here-

9. Once it gets late and we're all tired,
WE GO HOME:D
simple enough?
YEAHH!
I alwayyys make things easier t understand:D

ohkay so if you have any objections/opinions/alternatives/ideas
thn TAG ON TH TAGBOARDDDDD!
or even better
POST:D

OH AND
Clara you jollywell remember tht you placed a bet of 50cents tht I'd be over NEWS by th start of next year:) I'LL PROVE YOU WRONNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

singing off-tune,
th-oh-so-fantabulous YUYA (:

@ 5:01 AM

Wednesday, October 7, 2009